If You Can't Aim Your Penis, Sit Down!

I walk into the gym bathroom to take a piss and I see this is in front of me...

I was left with two options:

1) Take a piss and walk away [ wash my hands of course ].

OR

2) Grab the toilet brush beside the toilet and scrub the sh*t stains off. Grab some toilet paper and wipe the piss off the toilet bowl. Take a piss WITH THE TOILET LID UP, lower it and walk away [ and of course wash my hands ].

It's the small habits in life that lead to big change, you see.

Whether you're scrubbing sh*t or helping an elderly lady with her groceries across the street.

The habit of helping someone out or paying it forward is all that matters.

Leaving a sh*t stain and a piss puddle for the next person to clean up is not leaving a positive legacy behind.

It's literally leaving a legacy of sh*t and piss.

Making you a sh*thead [ or a pisshead ].

Do you want to be known for that?

Don't be a sh*t head [ or a pisshead ].

You're better than that.